Tuesday, January 25, 2011

1,2,3.. time to get in shape.

It is officially time to lose this excess baggage. 

2 kids + the love of food = a fluffier me.
 
So I have free weights and yoga with some other at home exercises. Which SUCKS if you didn't know that. I'd really LOVE to join the Y or even get an elliptical or treadmill for our house.. 
but nope that's on the list of crap for later while other expenses come first. 
To be honest... being an adult sucks. 
It sucks big time, really. A house, bills, responsibility-- 
Gah, can I just go back about 10 years and be at home, in high school?
Cause you know in high school losing weight was easy. Blah. 

As I exercise and feel like a goober, my 4 year old thinks she needs to do it too. 
It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't amazingly awesome at it. Yoga is a cinch for her. 
She can do everything better than me and make it look like a breeze. 
And then there is everything else--
"Hey, look at me! I'm doing it too." 
Thanks kid- You're awesome and can do it 10x better than me... 
Now leave me alone to wallow in a puddle of self pitty.

Oh well, such is life. 
I'm on a mission so I'll keep at it and scowl at the skinny girls with no kids who think they are fat. 
LOL Just kidding (only a little)

Friday, January 21, 2011

Hey there you miserable bitch,

Now, no doubt this title can apply to me, you or somebody else. Honestly I think we all have been that miserable bitch at some point. Some people are just stuck in that miserable mode. I personally don't want to be seen that way. It is a little late in January BUT here's to a new me better me.